sex — have sex


sex [options] ... [username] ...


sex allows the invoker to have sex with the user(s) specified in the command line. If no users are specified, they are taken from the LOVERS environment variable. Options to make things more interesting are as follows:
external stimulus (aphrodisiac) option
-B animal
bestiality with animal
chocolate sauce option
chaining option (cuffs included) (see also -m -s -W)
-d file
get a date with the features described in file
exhibitionism (image sent to all machines on the net)
foreplay option
nasal sex with plants
coitus interruptus (messy!)
jacuzzi option (California sites only)
leather option
masochism (see -s)
triple parallel (Menage a Trois) option
necrophilia (if target process is not dead, program kills it)
oral option
parallel access (orgy)
debug option (proposition only)
pedophilia (must specify a child process)
quickie (wham, bam, thank you, ma'am)
sadism (target must set -m)
sundae option
voyeurism (surveys the entire net)
whipped cream option
whips (see also -s, -C, and -m)


is a list of default partners which will be used if none are specified in the command line. If any are specified, the values in LOVERS is ignored.


animals for bestiality
possible dates
sundae recipes
sado-masochistic equipment


(quit process) may leave the user very unsatisfied.
(stop process) is usually quite messy.


Oldest program ever.